omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop.
this is just lovely
This was a pleasant surprise.
this fucking never fails to make me laugh
Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?
Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass
Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve.
did you major in booty math
if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person
sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster
she survived the sinking of the Titanic
and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs
THE TITANIC ONE THO