suspendedmelancholy:

likeliterallydead:

maikimhuyeen:

omg, press play. wait for the beat to drop. 

this is just lovely

This was a pleasant surprise.

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

m0ondust:

this fucking never fails to make me laugh

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

bored-no-more:

Sand storm, it’s just a storm …. wait who turned off the light?

spoopdogg:

seventoinfinity:

discuntinq:

Using y = mx + b to measure the slope of that ass

Mathematically incorrect. Unless the ass was linear, but that’s biologically incorrect. You’d probably wanna use something like y=ax^2+bx+c because the ass is a second degree polynomial curve. 

did you major in booty math

thorium-230:

if you mock someone for praying or finding comfort/purpose in their religion then you are a gross person

thegoddamazon:

the-girl-who-cried-food:

sugar mama was a boss ass bitch, i mean she survived the Hindenburg Disaster

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she survived the sinking of the Titanic

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and she survived the meteor that killed all of the dinosaurs

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THE TITANIC ONE THO

thewicked-eternity